Did Jackie O kill JFK?

Wild theories are being put forward on Social Media sites that the famous footage of the assassination at Dealey Plaza actually shows that the President’s wife fired the final, fatal bullet from a concealed gun that she discharged from underneath his chin.

Even more outrageously, people have suggested that somehow, the UK rock band Queen knew of this and openly alluded to it in their 1973 hit, ‘Killer Queen’.

“She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
“Let them eat cake”, she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can’t decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She’s a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime”


People! You have too much time on your hands!

That said, I know there are pictures of Jackie O wearing sunglasses.

Freddie Mercury wore them too so I guess that confirms it then…

Shit! She did it.